Monthly Archives: November 2008

A CONTEST. A WINNER.

November 18, 2008 This is how my conversation went down with my mom: “Hey… Why are you calling so late Dad is sleeping…” “MOM I JUST. OH MY GOD I’M FREAKING OUT…” “Is everything okay? Do I need to come get you?” “NO.. NO.. THERE … Read More

Reminder Revelations, Nicole 11:10.

November 10, 2008 The election is over, I don’t want to/can’t make fun of Obamz and life is dull. Until today. Revelations: 1. Nobody likes a smart ass. No asshole, I don’t want to be on your team or in your study group or in … Read More

Apparently, Change with a capital C is coming. (!)

November 5, 2008 Good-enough-for-a-venti-but-depressingly-overpriced coffee happens to be my vice. Last month, I so solemnly swore to my health and my Visa that no longer would I use and abuse the power of caffeine so I cashed in all my SB gift cards and bought … Read More

Halloween, Liquid precipitation: resilient forces of nature.

October 3, 2008 “Sorry J, but in the real world, you can’t take a note to the principal when the drunken model eats your homework.” It seems both Mother Nature and Wall Street agree that misery loves company. But no matter the condition, whether it … Read More