October 14, 2008 I was snacking on something that went straight to my thighs when… Aw shit. Now, I’m pissed I missed Heroes because of this damn application. I continue snacking. Nine minutes later… I’m thinking this is a sick joke played by editors who … Read More →
Monthly Archives: October 2008
Some dorm food.
October 6, 2008 I’ve been doing nothing but filling out applications (organizations unnamed due to superstition and extreme paranoia), digging my nose into Don Quixote and flashcarding varieties of fungi. My growing index card collection desperately seeks home; if anyone knows the whereabouts of a … Read More →
I’m no feminist but…
October 22, 2008 Oh, come on. “…You should’ve heard him go on and on about this chick dude. She’s so hot, she took her pants off in front of me, huge tits… I don’t know man, but Shay is a fucking chick magnet. He sits … Read More →